What you'll find, many times, is something scantily clad, trying to sell you something...or make you stop wearing fur...or stop you from eating meat (delicious meat)...
Sex sells...oh boy does sex sell. There's nothing more boner-inducing (for some people) than a barely clothed model doing something suggestive with a piece of electronic equipment. That'll get you to buy it, right?
Tastes like capitalism...
The above image is something that is thrust in our faces on a daily basis. The sexy electronics chick. Man...I wonder what that laptop tastes like. My guess? Snozzberries...
Which leads me to my point. I had to sit in on yet ANOTHER meeting about sexual assault today while at work. 30 more minutes of my time...simply wasted on a problem that has always been a problem until people in high positions get caught being a part of said problem. My particular peer-set is supposed to be held to higher standards in our sweet country due to standards of discipline and good conduct...and yet these awful things keep happening. We say we've got to put a stop to it...
Of course, I find this particular idea absolutely ludicrous...and here's why...
BAM! BUTT AND VEEJ FRAGRANCES!
Our "culture" in this country is the problem. It slaps us in the face on a daily basis. What the aim for my group of people to do...is to stamp it out completely. We want to strangle it in the cradle and bury it in the back yard near the other terrible things...
It's not just about the ladies though...
Some Fancy Ketchup with your schwooper?
While more rare, these ads target the ladies as well...and we accept it. If you want to stomp out sexual assault, you can do it in one of three ways...
1) Immediately murder the sexual assaulter/rapist upon conviction...with a sledgehammer...in front of high school freshmen...
While recent events (the football player who was locked up for years even though the accuser later admitted to lying) could make this particular punishment seem rash...it would certainly deter anyone from wanting to sexually assault/rape anything...
2) Sex Contract...Chapelle had it right...
3) Ban anything even remotely sexual. Sanitize all media. Live like a drone. Die.
Imagine...if you will...a society of Robutts...
Long story short...none of the above scenarios are going to happen...so our "culture of the sexy" will persist...and probably intensify in the coming decades. You're never going to stop sexual assault/rape from being a thing. Animals great and small...suck like that. There are some of us out there that simply can't resist finding something to rape and then raping it...and those fuckers deserve an Anton Chigur style death. Taking on something as massive as this with unrealistic expectations of destroying it out-right is like dry humping a block of ice. Sure, it might feel ok at the start...but all you're going to end up with is frozen genitalia, wet clothes...and a pool of water and shattered dreams at your feet. If that doesn't make any sense to you...you're absolutely right...
-T
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