LOOK OUT! IT'S THE SUNDAY LIST OF RANDOM RAMBLINGS...

There are many things in life I enjoy doing. I'm a gamer, a reader, a runner, a talker, a writer, a lover, a drummer...lots of things. One thing I've done over the last 9 months is amuse myself an others with lists of whatever happens to cross my mind. For example, I once made a list of excellent Death Metal band names, on a whim. Why not...right? Don't hurt nobody..

Here's a list of things that hurt people. (Caution...spoilers)

1) Batman (get used to seeing THIS guy)
2) Cars (not just a form of transport and redneckery)
3) Meteors
4) Internet Memes
5) splinters
6) Splinter (see what I did there?)
7) Second-Hand Smoke
8) First Hand Smoke
9) Hands in general regardless of their queue
10) Smog
11) Falling safes (courtesy of the ACME company)
12) Banana Peels
13) Thumb tacks
14) Body Wax
15) Brick Sacks
16) Nick-Knacks
17) Apple Jacks?
18) Poorly Constructed Rhyme Schemes
19) Undeserved notions of self importance
20) Suplexes (the types of which are nearly limitless)
21) Escaped animals
22) Escaped convicts
23) Escaped bullets cleverly hidden inside guns
24) Stairs
25) Elevator shafts
26) Piracy (it hurts everyone...or so I'm told)
27) Unfriending a Facebooker (yeah...really...)
28) Unliking a post (yeah...really...)
29) Labels
30) Gluten...I suppose...
31) Gluten-free (we're becoming weaker as a species)
33) The Number 32 (purposely omitted)
34) Your mom (face it...she hurt you at least once...just own it)
35) The Freys (still pissed)
36) The Monkey Bars
37) Toes (gotta stub something)
38) The thing you stubbed your toe ON
39) Monster Squad (remember that scene where Frankenstein gets sucked into Limbo? Yeah...you probably cried...SEE...SPOILER!)
and last but definitely not least
40) Biting your fingernails but you don't bite enough and then you rip off the rest but it turns out that it tears all funny and then your finger bleeds and you forget about it and then later you go to touch something...like chips...and you forget about your gross finger-wound and then the chip dust gets in there giving you a fierce reminder that you shouldn't bite your nails...yeah...well that...

This is my first shot at doing this thing, so if you dig it, let me know. I will post a new list every Sunday. Other posts will include some daily observations that will hopefully make you chuckle...think...get mad at...anything to get something out of you. I look forward to your feedback...or maybe I don't...

-T