The Weekly List of Important Things!

It's sometimes difficult to come up with a list of things...terribly difficult. You can look for inspiration in just about everything...so today...

Here's a list of things that piss me off (this week)

1) Poorly scripted newscasts...
2) Intolerant assholes...
3) The stupidity of people in large groups...
4) The hypocrisy of those same people...
5) Humidity...
6) Losing at Super Smash Brothers...
7) Chef Lilian Garcia (still)...
8) People who think taco Bell is Mexican food...
9) Inconsistent weather patterns...
10) Poachers...
11) Syria...
12) The remake of "Nightmare on Elm Street"...
13) Richard Matheson dying...
14) Doink The Clown (also dead)...
15) Television ads that have nothing to do with what they're selling...
16) Gnats...
17) The color Orange...
18) People that think wrestling is real...
19) People who use the "blank week Anniversary" Anniversary implies a year has passed...you dipshit...
20) Bad speeeeeeeeellers...
22) Thunderstorms...
23) Thunderstorms when you're doing something outside...
24) Party Planning...
25) My lack of a guitarist...
26) James Van Der Beek (screw you Dawson)...
27) Justin Effing Bieber...I mean, seriously...what a little turd...runs around like his shit don't stink even and has this total sense of being owed something because he can sing...I can't wait until he's on celebrity rehab or something and then has an unfortunate overdose that doesn't kill him...but leaves him desperate for more drugs,...so desperate, in fact, that he has to do unspeakable things in dingy alleyways behind drug stores in order to score his next fix...and then when he's caught, he makes some silly youtube apology where he still will probably act like the total douche-nozzle he is...then he gets feline AIDS and dies...
28) Usher...for exposing the world to the little bastard up at number 27...
29) Justin Bieber again for even making me mad enough to include him in one of my lists...
30) Entitled 20 somethings...(still feeding off the hate)
31) Entitled 60 somethings...
32) State Farm commercials...
33) Disney...all your programming is terrible...your sitcoms are the worst thing I've ever seen...your stars are anything but...and your father figures on said shows are always left looking like retards...
34) Jeff Dunham...Achmed The Dead Terrorist was funny for 36 seconds a few years ago...so stop it
35) People who still post Achmed the Dead Terrorist videos like they're new...see above...
36) The Wicked Witch of the West...where do you get off....I mean...who do you think you are?
37) People who consider anything on grocery store news-stands as actual news...No...I don't fucking care that Kate Middleton is pregnant and I don't give a shit what the gender of the baby is...those assholes don't even know who you are...so why should we be made to pay attention to them?
38) People who take offense to the above comment...
39) People who take offense to anything...unless it effects you personally, in a physical manner...let it go...no use losing sleep over it...
40) Jason Patrick...ewwwwwwwww...
41) The excuse that you're too fat to work out...seriously...you work out to not be fat...so get off your ass and jog a little...

It's a short list...but those were the things that came to mind...what pisses you off?

Please comment below and let me know. I've been at this a week now and nobody else seems to have an opinion...which is strange since the internet provides everyone with a big set of internet balls, which enables them to feel that they can say whatever they want...because they can...

Anyway...

Lunatic Out...